Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
(Source: billycraplan, via serenityandgracex)
"If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her."
— (via ikidyoun0t)
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal